Now showing · 24 styles
Your face. Their movie.
Horror renders from one photograph: printed for adult walls
- Estimated: order by Oct 21 for Halloween
- What you see is what prints
- Your title, set in its own year’s type
- An hour to cancel, refunded before it prints
Bring your face
Your face stays. The light, the era, the paper it was printed on, the thing you turned into: all of that goes. Your dog or cat can sit instead, for 20 of the 24. Adults only. Looking is free. You pay when one deserves a wall.
Backlot 1931
You are the monster on the one-sheet
Four passes on the house. A pass paints your photograph twice: the poster and the still. Your photograph goes to the engine twice, once per shape, and is not kept. Every style comes back twice — the upright poster and the widescreen still — and you choose at the till.
Spirit Photograph, 1885
A test sitter, forty-seven seconds. Yours replaces her.
Not for faces under eighteen. Not for photographs you do not have the right to use.
Scary, not cute
Halloween art online is mostly pumpkins with faces. This is the other Halloween: the one-sheet outside the drive-in, the tape the rental shop kept behind the counter, the photograph that should not have developed. Twenty-four styles, every one of them for an adult wall.
Some renders miss. That is why looking is free and every render is yours to refuse: we only print the one you chose.
The 24 styles
Five sitters share the wall, two to a style. Hover a card for the second.
Studio Era
The posters that taught the century what fear looks like, 1922 to 1971.
Video Nasty
Tape, grain, static and the things that came back from the rental shop.
VHS Slasher 1984You are the cover of the tape they hidBody Horror 1986You are the transformation, halfway doneFound FootageYou are the last frame on the camcorderJ-Horror 2002You are the one who climbed out of the screenGrindhouse 1976You are the reason the print was bannedOccult 1973You are the guest of honour at the ritualThe Monsters
You, turned. Six transformations from the classic bestiary.
Modern Dread
Daylight cults, neon knives and quiet arthouse terror.
Daylight CultYou are the one they crownedNeon SlasherYou are the killer in the synth-lit rainArthouse QuietYou are the face on the festival posterFoam & LatexYou are the design they built by handHaunted InstantYou are the photo that should not have developedSpirit Photograph 1885You are the sitter, and the visitorNow in widescreen
The poster puts you on the wall outside. The still puts you inside the film: same face, same style, a world around you instead of a sheet behind you. Rufus and Nadia sit for the wide cut too. Three of the eighty-eight, dealt fresh for every visitor.
Three of eighty-eight. Every style has its still, and the toggle above the picker renders yours.
Photograph in, monster out
- 01One photograph. A clear adult face, roughly toward the camera. Phone photos are fine. Group shots are not: one face gets picked, and it may not be yours.
- 02One style. The same recipe that painted the exemplars on the wall is run on your face. The prompt is built here, not in your browser, so what you get is the style you chose.
- 03Ninety seconds. The poster lands at 1024 × 1536 and the still at 1536 × 1024. Keep it as a file, or buy it as a print up to 40 × 60″: what you see on screen is what goes to the printer, rebuilt at print resolution the moment you pay.
- 04Your words, if you want them. The type desk turns the painting into a one-sheet: a title, your name top of the bill, a tagline, set the way posters of that year were set. Skip it and the painting prints bare.
The monsters we brought with us
14 legends from the Nightfables collection, each painted nine ways: Dracula, the Kraken, Baba Yaga, the Headless Horseman. No upload needed. They are already finished, and they print to 40 × 60″.
Hang it large
Enhanced matte, Hahnemühle Photo Rag, or canvas on a deep stretcher bar. We ship to 121 countries from the nearest print house, at a flat postage by size, set from the printer's own quotes.
Then it comes home
Paper, canvas, or edge to edge across a hoodie. It’s the same render at print resolution, and we only print the one you chose. Every order and every render you kept waits on your wall, so ordering one again is a single click: no second upload, no second render.
